flight attendant: is there a doctor onboard?
dad [nudging me]: that could’ve been you
me: here one sec
*i put on a tiny stethoscope, attaching a small nametag above my siphon*
dad [nodding with intense pride]: doctorpus
flight attendant: is there a doctor onboard?
dad [nudging me]: that could’ve been you
me: here one sec
*i put on a tiny stethoscope, attaching a small nametag above my siphon*
dad [nodding with intense pride]: doctorpus