Dear Dad: We’ve had a long time to mullet over whether to...

Dear Dad: We’ve had a long time to mullet over whether to…

Dear Dad: 

We’ve had a long time to mullet over whether to scale back on the dad jokes today, but if there’s anything you’ve taught us, it’s to not take things too seariously. Yes, they’re not the most sofishticated of tails, but they’re a tuna pun to sei (whale), so by cod we’re putting our carp and sole into it, just for the halibut, just like you all waves say!

Thanks for your dedicocean to watching us grow from small fry to big fish in a small pond, for your guidance like the North Sea Star, for kelping us find our plaice in the world, and for always buoying our spirits when the seas of life got stormy.

And most swimportantly, thank you for always telling us to goby our true self. We shore hope we’ve made you proud. Best fishes for a fintastic Father’s Day! 



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